Throne Comfort: A Deep Dive into the Brondell Swash Thinline T44 Bidet

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            It's an inevitable part of life: we consume food, our bodies process it, and waste must be eliminated. This reality means we spend a good amount of time on the toilet. So why not make that time as enjoyable as possible? If a toilet seat can enhance the experience, improve cleanliness, and provide comfort, shouldn't it have its own special place of honor?
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            Introducing the Brondell Swash Thinline T44, the finest bidet seat I’ve ever tried. For $700, it certainly comes with high expectations.
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